A couple of friends recently relived the story of their daughters finding the scissors and of course, giving themselves a haircut.  One ended up with a mullet.  Seriously.  You'd think this would motivate a mother of a preschooler to take heed and hide said instruments in her own home.  Oh, but no, I DID just have a baby right?  So I forgot.
This morning Owen strolled into the kitchen with holes in his pajama pants - one on each side.  When I inquired, his response was a huge smile (bursting with pride) and "look Mom!  I made POCKETS!"  Because everyone needs pockets in their pajama pants, right?
The scissors are safely away now.  Take heed you mothers out there.